Batman: Superman: World's Finest 25 | DC Comics | AshAveComics.com | Batman Superman William Shatner

There’s Always Next Week: March 15, 2024

by Paul

Welcome back to There’s Always Next Week, my weekly feature that hasn’t been posted in a few weeks! I did my best to keep it up, but between putting up all of the March 2024 pre-orders and shipping out an overwhelming amount of books (thank you all so much for trusting us with your orders!), I haven’t been able to get back to it the way I hoped. I’ve shuffled around my work week so that I have more time to write this, so going forward we should be weekly again. And if I do have to miss one for whatever reason, I’ll keep my head up, tweak the formula and try again. After all… There’s Always Next Week!

Before we delve too far into next week’s releases, I want to share the news that starting with all May-shipping titles, you can save 10% on all pre-orders (except for special order items) with our Early Bird Discount. The discount lasts through final order cut-off, after which titles can only be purchased at full price, so order early! The expiration date for each title’s discount can be found at the bottom of its product entry.

Batman: Superman: World's Finest 25 | DC Comics | AshAveComics.com | Batman Superman William Shatner

BATMAN/SUPERMAN: WORLD’S FINEST #25 (DAN MORA WILLIAM SHATNER CAMEO VARIANT)

Art: Dan Mora, Steve Pugh | Story: Mark Waid (DC Comics, $5.99)

I’ve never spotlighted a specific variant of a title before, but Batman/Superman: World’s Finest found an interesting niche for itself a few years ago when someone realized that Dan Mora can draw flattering pictures of elderly Boomer celebrities that are still true to the way they look now in their dotage. He did it first with Jerry Seinfeld early in the run, and then later drew a fun Christmas cover featuring Paul McCartney singing karaoke with Superman, a character who I suspect has Spotify’s This Is Matchbox 20 playlist on repeat at all times. Now here’s William Shatner, drawn unmistakably as himself in old age, taking a momentary pause from posting wrongheaded observations on social media to look commanding next to Superman and Batman. I predict this cover will become the basis of future caption contests in which the text of Superman’s speech bubble is replaced with things like, “Green Lantern, remember when you said the only book you ever finished was Tekworld?” Send your best caption to admin@ashavecomics.com and I’ll send you a special discount code.

PRE-ORDER IT: Dan Mora William Shatner Cameo Variant

Nacelleverse #0 | Oni Press | AshAveComics.com

NACELLEVERSE #0

Art: Diogenese Neves, Francis Portela, Rahmat Handoka, Rhoald Marcellius | Story: Melissa Flores (Oni Press, $5.99)

With Skybound’s Transformers and associated Energon Universe proving to be big successes, Oni Press and the Nacelle Toy Company have dug deep into the toybox and come up with a bunch of old favorites sure to have many 80s kids saying, “I think my cousin had one of those.” I was kind of tickled when I saw they were doing this. Top-billed Robo Force is obviously the star property here, and most people upon seeing that name again will be thinking, “What the hell is Robo Force?” I remember having one or two of these guys and they were great. They were these kind of Robbie the Robot-looking characters and the gimmick was that you would stick them on something, push a button on top of their heads, and they would suction to the surface. They all looked like household appliances from The Jetsons and were predictably trounced by the likes of Transformers and Go-Bots. I liked the ones I had though. I always used them as things like space librarians when the Transformers and Go-Bots and Voltron needed information for some kind of quest, or space waiters when they needed to go somewhere to eat. Robo Force were kind of your average-Joe workaday robots. The Sectaurs I never liked, because they were gross bug guys out of some nightmare and I wanted no part of them. I knew a kid who had a Sectaurs creature that was a giant fly that haunts me to this day. The Biker Mice from Mars I remember a little bit as one of the cartoons that was marooned on Sunday morning during church, so it always seemed like a treat to get to watch it when I got to stay home sick even if I didn’t really like it. They were TMNT clones, I think. Power Lords and The Great Garloo are things I have never heard of in my life. If this Nacelleverse thing goes down the tubes, they’ll probably get blamed. But it’s the Sectaurs, I tell you. They’re horrible.

PRE-ORDER IT: Marco D’Alfonso Main Cover | Logan Lubera Variant | InHyuk Lee Variant | Livio Ramondelli Variant | Blank Sketch Variant

Man's Best 1 (Of 5) | Boom! Studios | AshAveComics.com

MAN’S BEST #1

Art: Jesse Lonergan | Story: Pornsak Pichetshote (Boom! Studios, $4.99)

I’m not a person who’s given to cry very much, and only one comic has ever gotten me to tear up: We3, by Frank Quitely and Grant Morrison, about a cat, a dog, and a bunny rabbit who escape a lab where they’re being turned into cybernetic war machines and try to find their way home. Even thinking about those little guys gets me choked up. Now here comes Man’s Best by Jesse Lonergan and Pornsak Pichetshote, and I already have the feeling I’ll need to read this series late at night after my wife falls asleep so that no human eyes witness the single manly tear roll down my cheek while I read about these four-legged friends fighting for their lives in heavily-armed mech suits. I have a good feeling about this series.

PRE-ORDER IT: Jesse Lonergan Main Cover | Trish Forstner Variant | Jae Lee FOC Reveal Variant

Dawnrunner 1 | Dark Horse Comics | AshAveComics.com

DAWNRUNNER #1

Art: Evan Cagle | Story: Ram V (Dark Horse Comics, $4.99)

Since losing the Star Wars license (mostly), Dark Horse has made a good go of things by pursuing video game adaptations. Dawnrunner sounds like an adaptation of a video game that hasn’t been made yet. The plot is kind of a re-hash of Pacific Rim (no bad thing, I love Pacific Rim) with an Incan twist. Humans piloting giant robots vs. giant monsters. The big draw here to me is Evan Cagle’s art, which looks like it has the right amount of mechanical detail without becoming overwhelming. Looking forward to this.

PRE-ORDER IT: Evan Cagle Main Cover | Matias Bergara Variant

ON FOC THIS WEEK

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Hercules 1 | Dynamite Entertainment | AshAveComics.com

HERCULES #1

Art: George Kambadais | Story: Elliott Kalan (Dynamite Entertainment, $4.99) | FOC: 3/18

THE CHAMPION OF OLYMPUS RETURNS!

The Greek gods don’t really get why Hercules chose a mortal life over the opportunity to join them on Mt. Olympus, but since he proved his mettle as a hero many times over, they’re happy to enlist his help with missions that require interventions in the earthly realm. So when Aphrodite grants an artist’s wish that his sculpture be brought to life, Herc gets the call to clean things up when the newly conscious artwork proves to be more bone-crushingly lively than expected!

But after discovering that the rogue statue is just misunderstood, and a little rambunctious (much like himself as a youth), Hercules returns to explain the situation to Aphrodite – only to find her temple empty and abandoned. Is the goddess of love just pouting, or is something more sinister afoot? If you know anything about classic mythology, you know it’s going to be the latter!

GET READY FOR A WHOLE NEW HERO’S JOURNEY!

George Kambadais Main Cover
Matteo Lolli Variant
Francesco Tomaselli Variant
Alessandro Ranaldi Negative Space Variant
George Kambadais Foil Variant
George Kambadais Foil Virgin Variant
Blank Authentix Variant
Francesco Tomaselli Limited Edition Virgin Variant
Matteo Lolli Metal Premium Variant

Moon Man 2 | Image Comics | AshAveComics.com

MOON MAN #2

Art: Marco Locati | Story: Kyle Higgins, Scott “Kid Cudi” Mescudi (Image Comics, $3.99) | FOC: 3/18

As Ramon tests the limits of his new abilities, the astronauts return to Janus for more assessment—and the world begins to react to the news of a real-life superhero.

Marco Locati Main Cover
Erica D’Urso Variant
Greg Tocchini Variant

Uncanny Valley 1 | Boom! Studios | AshAveComics.com

UNCANNY VALLEY #1

Art: Dave Wachter | Story: Tony Fleecs (Boom! Studios, $4.99) | FOC: 3/18

Oliver is a seemingly typical 12 year old boy… except for a mysterious family history that seems to start and end with his mother, and unexplainable powers, that is.

He can do things other boys can’t, to the point of landing him in some trouble. Baffled by the surreal cartoonish nature of his abilities and followed by a murder of peculiar crows, the mystery behind Oliver’s family history finally unfolds!

Written by fan-favorite writer Tony Fleecs (Stray Dogs, Local Man) and illustrated by acclaimed artist Dave Wachter (Punisher, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), discover what makes Oliver special and strange as he searches for his place in the world.

Dave Wachter Main Cover
Tony Fleecs Variant

Sinister Sons 1 (Of 6) | DC Comics | AshAveComics.com

There’s Always Next Week: February 9, 2023

by Paul

We offer this statement on behalf of the Overwhelmingly White Comics Retailers of America (O.W.C.R.A. for short. How’s that for irony?) : We really blew it when it came to ordering Ultimate Black Panther #1. There was an appetite for this comic and local comic shops slept on it. Drew probably ordered twice as many copies as most retailers and it still was not nearly enough. Mea culpa. Final order cut-off for the second print of UBP #1 is Monday night, and we’ll order accordingly, but if you want to be absolutely sure to get your copy, or copies, please place your orders before then (links are at the bottom of the page as well). In the meantime, we can’t promise this situation will never happen again, but we can promise we’ll sure as hell try harder to anticipate demand from all corners. We had some Ultimate egg on our faces this week, but we’ll learn the lesson and try to do better, because… There’s Always Next Week!

Sinister Sons 1 (Of 6) | DC Comics | AshAveComics.com

SINISTER SONS #1 (OF 6)

Art: David Lafuente | Story: Peter J. Tomasi (DC Comics, $3.99)

I thought this was a nice one to highlight for Valentine’s Day because it’s about Sinestro’s son doing stuff. Sinestro’s son. He found a woman to have his baby. He has a grown-up daughter, too! So it happened twice, decades apart. Please please please let it be consensually, or I’ll get such mail. (I read his and his daughter’s Wikipedia pages and the word “wife” got thrown around a lot, so I think I’m on safe ground here. But I’ll take my medicine if I need to.) There are a lot of strikes against him. He has poorly-judged facial hair. He has a face like an old catcher’s mitt, at least on this cover. If he’s not neurodivergent, no one is. His name is Sinestro. “I can’t put my finger on it, Sinestro, but sometimes I feel like you don’t have my best interests at heart.” But there was still someone out there for him. You just have to keep putting yourself out there, like I assume Sinestro did. I really hope it’s not a gross story, how he had his kids. I just remembered Geoff Johns wrote a lot of Sinestro stuff and now I have beads of sweat breaking out on my forehead. But I’m at least confident that David Lafuente and Peter J. Tomasi won’t mention anything like that in this book. They’ve both carved out niches for themselves doing these kinds of kid-hero stories, so we should be in good hands here.

PRE-ORDER IT: Brad Walker Main Cover | Dan Mora Variant | Jamal Campbell Variant | Pete Woods Two-Kids-in-a-Trenchcoat Acetate Variant | 1:25 V Ken Marion & Danny Miki Variant

Night Thrasher 1 | Marvel Comics | AshAveComics.com

NIGHT THRASHER #1

Art: Nelson Daniel | Story: J Holtham (Marvel Comics, $4.99)

This week Marvel welcomes back Night Thrasher, a character best known for recklessly causing the fiery deaths of hundreds of innocent people, including a busload of schoolchildren, in pursuit of footage for a reality television series. If I so much as accidentally cut off a schoolbus in traffic, I would agonize over it for weeks because something bad might have happened. I guess that’s why I’m not a hero.

I mean, you would imagine the loved ones of all the people burnt to a crisp that day, upon hearing that Night Thrasher is back on the streets with no supervision or accountability, would say, “Excuse me. Can we re-visit this Registration idea again?” For that matter, it’s hard to imagine they would ever stop. That’s the problem with doing a story like Civil War. For it to work, after months or years of anonymous masked lunatics fighting amongst themselves, causing incalculable amounts of property damage and probably loss of life, the everyday citizens of the Marvel Universe, like a dog who’s been blinded in one eye, all have to look at each other and say, “Well, I guess this is just our lives now,” when the status quo is restored. As if they would have nothing to say about it.

It’s crazy that Night Thrasher—who died in that explosion, let’s remember—was brought back to life at all. Other Marvel superheroes went to a lot of trouble to bring him back. Time travel, all sorts of things. What about everyone else who died in that explosion? I assume they’re all still dead. So Night Thrasher deserves to live and they don’t? Maybe this series will reveal that all the civilians who died were psychopaths who murdered their families at the breakfast table that morning, so actually, it’s a good thing they were all killed. I mean, what in the world.

It’s Black History Month, of course, and this book is likely timed for release with that in mind. But even though there aren’t nearly as many Black superheroes as there ought to be, there are still more than there used to be—enough, anyway, that it might have been better to let one with Night Thrasher’s baggage rest.

PRE-ORDER IT: Alan Quah Main Cover | Mark Bagley Homage Variant | Tradd Moore Variant

If You Find This, I'm Already Dead 1 | Dark Horse Comics | AshAveComics.com

IF YOU FIND THIS, I’M ALREADY DEAD #1

Art: Dan McDaid | Story: Matt Kindt (Dark Horse Comics, $7.99)

I single out this one because it has my favorite title of this week’s releases (rivalled only by Sweetie: Candy Vigilante Vol. 2, disqualified on the grounds that we didn’t order any copies) and because it’s a non-standard trim size (about 8″ x 11″ from the look of it). I am a big mark for comics in weird sizes, which can appear anywhere at anytime in my house because I have no clue where to put them. If You Can Find This, I’m Already Dead has a cool premise about an embedded war reporter who has to fend for herself in some kind of sci-fi setting after the unit she covers is wiped out. It sounds like one of those cool oversized Epic Comics GNs I used to pick up for cheap in high school and read to death. Dan McDaid’s cartooning has a cool, inky Paul Pope kind of line that I really respond to. Looking forward to this one.

PRE-ORDER IT: Dan McDaid Main Cover

The Displaced 1 (Of 5) | Boom! Studios | AshAveComics.com

THE DISPLACED #1 (OF 5)

Art: Luca Casalanguida | Story: Ed Brisson (Boom! Studios, $7.99)

The Displaced explores what happens when all traces of evidence that survivors of a missing Canadian town exist vanish. Spoilers: It suuuuucks. Say good-bye to your budding influencer career, because you are never getting those followers back. Say good-bye to talking about your budding influencer career to anybody, because everyone who humors you because they love you doesn’t remember you anymore. Tik Tok doesn’t remember what you like so you keep getting fed clips of people with affectionate lizards. The HBO Max works about the same, though.

PRE-ORDER IT: Luca Casalanguida Main Cover | Declan Shalvey Unlockable Variant

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Ultimate Black Panther 1 | Marvel Comics | AshAveComics.com | Ultimate Black Panther 1 2nd print

ULTIMATE BLACK PANTHER #1 (SECOND PRINTING)

Art: Stefano Caselli | Story: Bryan Hill (Marvel Comics, $5.99) | FOC: 2/12

R.B. Silva Main Cover

Night People 1 (Of 4) | Oni Press | AshAveComics.com

NIGHT PEOPLE #1 (OF 4)

Art: Brian Level | Story: Barry Gifford, Chris Condon (Oni Press, $4.99) | FOC: 2/11

J.H. Williams III Main Cover
Joelle Jones Variant
Jacob Phillips Variant
Brian Level Variant

Torpedo 1972 1 | Ablaze Publishing | AshAveComics.com

TORPEDO 1972 #1

Art: Eduardo Risso | Story: Enrique Sánchez Abulí (Ablaze Publishing, $3.99) | FOC: 2/12

Eduardo Risso Main Cover
Dan Panosian Variant
Fritz Casas Godfather Homage Variant
Blank Variant

Barnstormers 1 | Dark Horse Comics | Ash Avenue Comics

Weekly Shout-Out: July 5, 2023

by Paul

Brethren, as the wet maltipoo barks at the blow dryer, so shall we bark at THIS WEEK’S COMICS! ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

SPOTLIGHT TITLES

Barnstormers #1 (Dark Horse) by Tula Lotay and Scott Snyder: After 128 years of near-misses, the elusive four-quadrant Paul comic book has been achieved, casting the wide net that captures my four favorite things and combines them into a Pinnacle of Comics. Until now, no one comic could contain between its covers:

  • Robots
  • Neon
  • Old-timey Preston Sturges-style Americana
  • Tula Lotay

It also has biplanes, Pinkertons, and Fabergé eggs. And it’s double-sized for only $4.99. I really loved Barnstormers. I wish the second issue came out tomorrow. Strong, strong recommend.

Also available: Barnstormers #1 Cover B Dave Johnson | Barnstormers #1 Cover C Tula Lotay | Barnstormers #1 Cover D Massimo Carnevale | Barnstormers #1 Cover E Foil Tula Lotay

Knight Terrors: The Joker #1 [Of 2] (DC) by Stefano Raffaele and Matthew Rosenberg: Ever since The Dark Knight, you can practically see writers of Joker stories rolling up their sleeves and saying “Okay! Time to make my mark!” before hunkering down at the keyboard to deliver 22 pages of sphincter-tightening torture porn and graphic Harley Quinn abuse that aim to shine a light on the dark heart of a rotting social order but read like some incel paid a professional cartoonist to illustrate his collected Facebook status updates. Happily, for me, Matthew Rosenberg steers clear of this sort of thing in Knight Terrors: The Joker #1, sparing us the Joker’s hoary break-your-one-rule shtick by letting him dispatch with Batman on page 3 and then seek fulfillment by leaping feet-first into the true mouth of modern madness: the office. There’s some good bits with the Joker getting pushed to the edge by his chirpy colleagues in his busywork Wayne Enterprises department (“What is our office even called?” he asks in disbelief). I would have been happy starting in media res with the Joker already established at his desk, but there’s still enough of it for my taste, and Stefano Raffaele wrings as much comedy out of it as a DC artist can.

Also available: Joker The Man Who Stopped Laughing #9.1 Knight Terrors #1 Cover B Francesco Mattina Card Stock Variant (Of 2) | Joker The Man Who Stopped Laughing #9.1 Knight Terrors #1 Cover C Simone Bianchi Card Stock Variant (Of 2)

Delphinium, Part One (Strangers Publishing) by Pat Aulisio: This is a boutique sort of zine concerning an astronaut who finds himself marooned on an uninhabited planet called Delphinium. He strolls around, meets a space bug, eats an alien mushroom, and that’s about it. Look, not everything has to be pulse-pounding, okay? You’ll wear out the edge of your seat sitting on it like that all the time. This comic is soothing and agreeable, and I enjoyed exploring Aulisio’s dense alien landscape alongside my new astronaut buddy. Aulisio draws in a scratchy, primitive style that brings to mind Gary Panter, and the black-and-white astronaut really pops against the blue and purple surface of the planet. This is a nice graphic package all around. Delphinium isn’t a book for everyone, but if you’re a fan of comix-with-an-x, you should check it out.

AT A GLANCE

In the spirit of our age, here are some books I haven’t yet read but on which I will offer some opinions nevertheless.

Weird Work #1 (Image) by Shaky Kane and Jordan Thomas: I’ve always wanted to check out Shaky Kane’s work but, what with all the hurlyburly of modern life, have never quite managed it, so I’m looking forward to this chance. Weird Work bills itself as cross between L.A. Confidential and Futurama.

eJunky #1 (Scout) by Kyle Faehnrich and Nicholas Tana: If you like hardcore dystopian sci-fi with weird drugs, sinister corporations, and a hell of a lot of jargon, this book has your name on it. If your name is Nicholas Tana or Kyle Faenhrich, anyway. This is one of these Nonstop books Scout puts out now where they publish a first issue and then publish the whole series in one volume a few months later, sparing retailers the headache of having to analyze another sales trend. Good looking out, Scout Comics. This one has a nice Darick Robertson cover, too.

Gene Simmons’ Dominatrix #1 (Opus) by S.L. Gallant, Gene Simmons, and Holly Interlandi: Yes, this is a real comic. Yes, we did order it, and yes, we do have it in stock for purchase. Indeed, it turns out, this is actually a revival of an old series, as I was bowled over to discover recently while generating inventory for our ComicHub store. “When one of her sessions is interrupted by mysterious agents who seem to have hyper-strength,” reads the solicitation for this new series, “Dom’s narrow escape leads her down the rabbit hole of a global conspiracy.” I scoffed at this at first. How could Dominatrix’s skill set lend itself to unmasking and toppling a global conspiracy? I wondered. But then I remembered all the Garth Ennis comics I’ve read and thought, I guess there probably is always some demand for a good dominatrix amongst the secret chiefs of the global order. I’ll tell you this, though: Gene Simmons’ Dominatrix is going to have to network like no superheroine has networked before. Build that brand, girl.