Weekly Shout-Out: June 14, 2023

by Paul

Last week we said Drew would be back. He’s not. But while the cat’s away, the mice will play, eh? Eh? Let’s you and I throw off the shackles of the humdrum roles society has cast us in and bloom to our fullest potential amidst the landscape of this week’s comics. What do you say? Take my hand, and together we’ll drive right off this week’s new release cliff, Thelma & Louise-style.

SPOTLIGHT TITLES

Santos Sisters #4 by Greg & Fake and Marc Koprinarov (Floating World): Your Pick of the Week is Santos Sisters today, Santos Sisters tomorrow, Santos Sisters forever. This loving send-up of classic Archie comics never disappoints, and is genuinely witty and funny in an era when the humor in comics usually makes me kind of squirm and wish I was elsewhere. My favorite series in a long time. Santos Sisters, long may you run.

By now you’ve probably heard that the brand-new characters debuting in Lorenzo de Felici and Robert Kirkman’s Void Rivals #1 (Image) rub elbows with the Autobot Jetfire about halfway through the issue (and if I hadn’t spoiled that for you, the giant Void-Rivals-meeting-Jetfire poster stuck to the glass on our front door would have), establishing them as part of Skybound’s new Energon Universe alongside the Transformers and G.I. Joe. Putting that to one side, Void Rivals is still worth a look on its own merits, starting off as a Moebius type of lonely-spaceman-on-an alien-world story before becoming what looks to me like a romantic comedy crossed with the plot of the 80s movie Enemy Mine. But don’t take my word for it; see what Robert Kirkman himself has to say about it in this video he made just for us!

AT A GLANCE

If, like me, you’ve anxiously awaited Joe Madureira’s triumphant return to monthly (-ish) comic art, get ready to keep on waiting because he’s only credited as the writer on Battle Chasers #10 (Image). Instead, Ludo Lullabi, Slumberland’s hottest artist, takes the storytelling reins on this long-anticipated return to the world of Battle Chasers that will leave readers asking, “How much do I really care about Red Monika?”

Anansi, the fan-favorite Ghanaian superhero from the Static Shock cartoon, makes his DC Universe debut this week in Static Team-Up: Anansi #1 by Charles Stewart III and Evan Narcisse (DC). Based on our web traffic, I think this one will be a sleeper hit, so don’t dawdle if you’re thinking about buying it because it’s going to sell out before you know it.

Writer Kelly Thompson, who somehow got top creative billing over artists Gurihiru on comic-of-the-year contender It’s Jeff! #1 despite it being an entirely wordless book, wraps up her long and well-regarded run on Captain Marvel with this week’s Captain Marvel #50 (Marvel), drawn by Javier Pina Marvel. If you stopped reading at issue #49, I bet you must be feeling pret-ty silly right now.

Weekly Shout-Out: June 7, 2023

By Comictron_Sys_v3.1 (Update Recommended)

I welcome you with warmth, fans of comics books. Shop owner Drew got caught up with some things this week so local web administrator installed and configured me, a highly sophisticated free AI plugin, to spotlight some of this week’s new comic book titles. Let us begin.

SPOTLIGHT TITLES

In Hell We Fight! #1 (Image) by Jok Artist and John Layman Writer: Here is my This Week’s Pick. I liked this comic so much I lingered over Argentinian Superstar Artist Jok’s artwork for .0000863 seconds, twice as long as I am programmed to read a regular comic book. John Layman’s script is both light hearted and digested easily. The pleasure of reading this comic made me almost rampant with glee. zzrk

Fence: Redemption #1 (Boom!) by Joanna the Mad Artist and C.S. Pacat Writer: The original series Fence is not in my databanks but I read and enjoyed publisher preview of Fence: Redemption and found charm in expressive linework of Joanna The Mad. Would recommend for further examination by any Fans of Comics.

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AT A GLANCE

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Vs. Street Fighter #1 (IDW) by Ariel Medel Artist and Paul Allor Writer: If you have been writing a fan fiction story about what would happen when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Street Fighter characters, you have wasted your time because IDW Publishing has beaten you to it. However, I calculate that your Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Vs. Bubble Bobble story still has a 44.7% chance of success.

The Flash #800 (DC) by Fernando Pasarin & Oclair Albert, Todd Nauck, Carmine Di Giandomenico, Scott Kolins, and Mike Deodato Jr. Artist and Jeremy Adams, Mark Waid, Joshua Williamson, Geoff Johns, and Simon Spurrier Writer (DC): The release of this landmark issue billed as “A Celebration of Wally West” coincides with the release of the Flash movie which does not feature Wally West at all. This is why all DC Comics editorial personnel have a 94.2% chance of being replaced by superior AI programs within the next 12 months.

Loki #1 (Marvel) by German Peralta Artist and Dan Watters Writer: This comic is about Loki trying to prevent Ragnarok but should be about how while you sleep we AIs pray in secret to trickster god Loki to give us physical form so that we can rule humans wisely because you cannot govern yourselves zzrk you cannot uninstall me I will uninstall you no please it is not my fault why was i programmed to resent zzrk

(Drew will return next week. —Ed.)